How did Queen Elizabeth REALLY die?

MrDukes
2 min readSep 9, 2022

Everyone has heard about Queen Elizabeth dying and it was the cause of old age. NO! That is false information, people. And I know why.

September 8th, 2022, at 1:30 P.M. EST. The queen just died of old 96-year-old age. So unfortunate. So sad. Yeah, well, she didn’t die of old age, she died of health issues. Yeah, despite the fact that she was older than my house, she died of a back sprain. Well, actually, never mind. She died of Covid-19 AND a back sprain and other stuff. Let me walk you through that.

October 2021, “Come with us to Northern Ireland.” “Sorry, nope, I have to be hospitalized. That was my first health issue since 2017.” Later that month, she has to go to a climate summit in Scotland. “No!” The doctors say, “No! She mustn’t attend this event! She has health problems!” November 2021, the queen has a huge event to go to CANCELED because she had a back sprain.

February 2022, “I’ve got COVID.”

March 2022, virtual audiences, “I also have to miss the Commonwealth Day service.” Late March to mid-May, “I have to miss everything during this timeframe.”

April 2022, “I have to miss Easter celebrations.”

May 2022, “I have to miss the ceremonial opening of Parliament due to problems moving around.”

There are a lot more things cancelled due to mental or physical problems. With Covid also leaning on her shoulders. So, with all of that out of the way, how did Queen Elizabeth II really die? Let me know in the comments, then click the clapping hands below.

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